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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I"m 16.. Shut up, Albert…
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I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
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I"m popey the sailorman, I"m member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I"m popey the sailor man, toet toet.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn"t…
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Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don"t scream, i don"t cry. i thank the lord that cow"s can"t fly!
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Elvis is dead and I don"t feel so good myself.
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Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
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I don"t love. I don"t care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don"t cry, I just fuck another guy.
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