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Q: How many members of the Impossible Missions Force does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: While Cinnamon creates a diversion by wearing a skimpy dress, I use a tiny nar...
Views: 338 Rating: 2.9 More »
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Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One--but he has to wait until the light is better.
Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light ...
Views: 438 Rating: 2.5 More »
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Germans does it take to ...
Views: 298 Rating: 2.1 More »
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Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb
A: None: "We"ll document it in the manual."
Q: How many C programmers does it take to change ...
Views: 392 Rating: 2.4 More »
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Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn"t matter. Nobody will notice anyway.
Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?<...
Views: 323 Rating: 2.7 More »
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.
Q: How many psych...
Views: 292 Rating: 2.1 More »
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Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
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Views: 311 Rating: 2.9 More »
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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Ten. One to screw in the bulb and the other nine for crowd control.
Q: How many Torontonians does it take to scr...
Views: 318 Rating: 2.9 More »
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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Q: How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why bother...
Views: 306 Rating: 3 More »
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change ...
Views: 333 Rating: 2.9 More »

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