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On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told that his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane." He decided to take action: "Good a...
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A bit of background is in order
CFB Edmonton (Namao) is a military field just outside of Edmonton. All aircraft touching down at Namao require a PPR (Prior Permission Request) number, and have to recite it to the...
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Commandments of helicopter flying
He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels caus e to concern him.
Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift.
Let in...
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Glossary of aviation terms
Emergency generator - device which generates emergencies, also known as a simulator.
Landing light - preferable to landing heavy.
Bank - owners of mortgage on aircraft.
Wa...
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Pilot to tower
Pilot to Tower: Pilot to tower I am 300 miles from land . 600 feet over water . and running out of fuel . please instruct!
Tower to pilot: Tower to pilot . . . repeat after me: ...
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What was the problem before
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight...
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What just happened here
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So...
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Trouble with plane engines
While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no!" he screamed, "One of the engines just blew up!" Other pass...
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Training the blonde
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the st...
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