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Rabbit test
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. ...
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The dysfunctional bears
Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse. Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge, "Do you want to live with Papa Bear?"
"No,"...
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Twinkle, Twinkle little star,
bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make you...
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Bwana fella no home now, so you fella leave talkie-talk. Bwana "im big fella mek talkie-talk back real fas".
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# [Note the spelling in this one!] After the tone, please leave a massage--my shoulders really could use it, and, what? You"re only supposed to leave a MESSAGE? Darn....
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# [Must have good Australian accent] G"day mate. Can"t come to the phone now because I"m a bit tied up with this crocodile. Just leave a message, and I"ll get b...
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This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number and recite a sentence using today"s vocabulary word. Today"s word is acetylcholinestera...
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How do you leave a message on this thing? I can"t understand the instructions. Hello. Testing 1 2 3. I wonder what happens if I touch this...YOW!!
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I can"t come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I"m at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I"m doing this NOW...
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This is the Metropolitan Opera Amateur Audition Hotline. After the tone, sing Vesti la Giubba and La Donna e Mobile....
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